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Heh heh heh heh...
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448
Who:
Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.
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448
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh.
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447
Who:
GLaDOS
Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn't paying attention.
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447
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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447
Who:
GLaDOS
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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447
Who:
Wheatley
Yes? Something you need?
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446
Who:
GLaDOS
They'll probably throw you a party.
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445
Who:
GLaDOS
'Hygiene.' Huh. That's all it says.
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445
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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445
Who:
Wheatley
Uh oh.
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444
Who:
GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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444
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah, let's do this.
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443
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah, what?
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443
Who:
Defective Turret
You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you.
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442
Who:
GLaDOS
After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.
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442
Who:
Wheatley
To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult.
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441
Who:
GLaDOS
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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440
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
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440
Who:
Wheatley
Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
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439
Who:
Wheatley
Go ahead and grab another one.
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438
Who:
GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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438
Who:
GLaDOS
I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.
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438
Who:
Wheatley
Notice the moat area. Very deadly. Extremely dangerous. Eventually. Not at the moment. Still working on it, still working on it.
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438
Who:
Wheatley
I can drop the fake praise.
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437
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.
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437
Who:
GLaDOS
You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
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437
Who:
Wheatley
Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
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437
Who:
Wheatley
OW!
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437
Who:
Wheatley
Cryptic.
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436
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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436
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers.
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436
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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436
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah! How'd you like that?
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435
Who:
Core 2
Weighted Cubes calibrated.
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435
Who:
GLaDOS
A...A...A...A...A... Umm... A.
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435
Who:
Wheatley
Abrasive personality.
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434
Who:
GLaDOS
Alright, stop moving.
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433
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, stand back, everybody.
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433
Who:
Defective Turret
Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that aren't you? No, you're not. It is going to hurt, isn't it?
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432
Who:
Wheatley
All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
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431
Who:
Core 2
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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431
Who:
GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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431
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhh. Almost got you there. Almost got ya there!
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431
Who:
Wheatley
Hey, it is GREAT seeing you guys again. Seriously. It turns out I'm a little short on test subjects right now. So this works out PERFECT.
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431
Who:
Wheatley
To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests.
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430
Who:
GLaDOS
Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates.
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429
Who:
GLaDOS
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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429
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, let's try this way.
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429
Who:
Wheatley
Has episodes. I'd like to know more about that.
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428
Who:
GLaDOS
I just hate Blue a little more.
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428
Who:
GLaDOS
I can't do it if you're watching. If you.... just turn around?
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428
Who:
Wheatley
Turrets!
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428
Who:
Wheatley
Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head, no braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. [nervous chuckle] Do definitely focus on landing with your legs.
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428
Who:
Wheatley
Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.
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427
Who:
GLaDOS
Did anything happen while I was out?
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427
Who:
GLaDOS
Follow me! You're gonna love this.
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427
Who:
Wheatley
Okay!
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427
Who:
Defective Turret
All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction.
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426
Who:
Core 2
Blue is penalized
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426
Who:
GLaDOS
I hope that was some kind of joke.
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426
Who:
GLaDOS
We're running out of time...
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426
Who:
GLaDOS
If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber.
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426
Who:
GLaDOS
I miss this that smell.
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425
Who:
GLaDOS
That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?
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425
Who:
GLaDOS
Your failing does not make this science.
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424
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhhhhh, yes she is.
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424
Who:
Wheatley
Destroying them is part of the test. They are no more important to you than you are to me.
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
There it is.
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't mind me. Continue escaping.
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423
Who:
Wheatley
Gah!
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423
Who:
Wheatley
Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome.
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422
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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422
Who:
GLaDOS
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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421
Who:
Wheatley
No!
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421
Who:
Wheatley
Heh heh heh...
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421
Who:
Defective Turret
Now you're just not thinking.
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420
Who:
GLaDOS
I can't get over how small you are!
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420
Who:
Wheatley
Ohhhhhh!
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420
Who:
Wheatley
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.
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419
Who:
GLaDOS
Chronic anxiety. Oh, I can work with that.
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419
Who:
GLaDOS
Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
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419
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, you can turn around now!
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419
Who:
Wheatley
This lock requires humans.
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations on passing that test.
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
I swear I know him...
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
But not entirely my fault! You shoulda seen the SIZE of that thing, it was huge! I should have gotten a raise for all the times I DIDN'T bump into it.
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418
Who:
Wheatley
Ow!
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418
Who:
Wheatley
I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.
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417
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not do it!
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417
Who:
Wheatley
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.
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416
Who:
GLaDOS
At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans.
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415
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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415
Who:
GLaDOS
Open the door!
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415
Who:
Wheatley
You'll never believe what happened! There I was, just lying there, you thought I was done for, but --
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415
Who:
Wheatley
Well, I tried.
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415
Who:
Defective Turret
Please continue into the next test chamber.
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414
Who:
GLaDOS
Agghh!
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414
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah, doubt it.
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414
Who:
Wheatley
Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
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414
Who:
Wheatley
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